August 2012
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so, lovely.: Alan's alphabet →
rubydeboobie: I cannot quite work out if this is pure genius or the inner workings of a rapidly declining madman…..love it none the less… a is for appendectomy b is for barium c’s for cystitus defibrulate’s for d e is for echocardiography that’s quite complex that is f’s for fucking director
Aug 22nd
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Guy: *to himself* Oh, god. Alright, okay, just calm down. You didn't know she was your mom. You didn't mean to have sex with her. It's not your fault. Just act normal.
Joanna: Dr. Secretan, good morning.
Guy: Good mummy.
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June 2012
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If fictional characters were real, I would be a...
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May 2012
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5 year old boys view on super heroes: When I grow up I want to be the new Spiderman!! Then I can kill all the people I hate.
5 year old girls view on Super heroes: Super heroes are for boys, and boys stink.
10 years later, after watching The Avengers:
15 year old boys view on Super heroes: Wow, that was so cool, It was epic when The Hulk smashed up Loki, hahhahahahaa.
15 year old girls view on Super heroes: I WISH I WAS AN AVENGER!! AND I USED TO THINK SUPER HEROES WERE A BOY THING, HOW WRONG I WAS. HOT MEN FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD AGAINST ONE OF THE MOST EPIC VILLAINS EVER, WHO JUST HAPPENS TO MAKE ME MELT EVERY TIME HE SMILES. NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GREAT AS THIS. AAAAHHHHH MY HEAD HAS EXPLODED INTO A FANGIRLING MESS.
May 20th
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I can’t help but think that anything I post or reblog on this website will be too mainstream.  .:. I cannot persevere. It’s like entering McDonalds through the front door.
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