You ate my eagle.

Aug 22

so, lovely.: Alan's alphabet -

rubydeboobie:

I cannot quite work out if this is pure genius or the inner workings of a rapidly declining madman…..love it none the less…

• a is for appendectomy
• b is for barium
• c’s for cystitus
• defibrulate’s for d
• e is for echocardiography that’s quite complex that is
• f’s for fucking director

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• Guy: *to himself* Oh, god. Alright, okay, just calm down. You didn't know she was your mom. You didn't mean to have sex with her. It's not your fault. Just act normal.
• Joanna: Dr. Secretan, good morning.
• Guy: Good mummy.

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Aug 04

well that’s genius.

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Jun 07

If fictional characters were real, I would be a total slut.

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May 22

I love them all.

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May 21

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sherlockings:

10/50 photos of Benedict Cumberbatch

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